Every week we seem to hear something regarding rehab, sex and racial slurs. This week was exceptional to that extent, and the Hollywood press was able to churn out some quality material.
Sarah Silverman is F*cking Matt Damon - “On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door!” Silverman is quite specific in this hilarious music video that outs her fictional affair with icon Matt Damon, who cameos in the video as well. What’s funnier is that she debuted the video on her boyfriend’s show.
Stewie Griffin is Gay – I’m a huge fan of Family Guy, and this recent testimonial from writer Seth Macfarlane shocked me. Apparently, adding a hint of sexual confusion to the narcissistic toddler’s character has worked wonders in the ratings and the show’s depth—right next to Brian’s ability to take smoking hot (human) females on dates and make love to them.
50 Cent makes Paris Hilton cry – It’s tough to make a cokehead tear up, but 50 Cent did so with ease when staffers told the model to “Get the F*ck off the stage” at a pre-Super Bowl Party. Technically, the get-together was her party, but 50’s got more protection than George Dub! You can’t just jump up on stage with him!
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