It seems that Top Ten lists aren’t limited to David Letterman’s late night show anymore. They are all over the web now. So, paying homage to all the top ten lists on the Internet across the globe, I’ve decided to compile my own top ten list of top ten lists. Confusing? Maybe a little. Brilliant? Perhaps. Anyways, here are half of my ten favorites:
Woody Woodpecker is just one cartoon character likely to be gay.
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Top 10 Cartoon characters that were probably gay
Watching old cartoons can be a fun thing, but it can also be devasting. Now that you're older, you may notice a lot of things about the cartoons that you never did as a kid. This is a great example--that many of them could have been gay.
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10 Reasons your grandpa would drink you under the table
Maybe you've never drank with gramps, but that's probably a good idea. Never try to out do him, because, simply put, he will kick your ass.
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10 worst movies of 2007
Maybe it's ironic that I'm calling this a "top ten" list, but wow, these clips prove that the flicks were awful. Really, just horrible. I hope that you didn't pay to see any of these films.
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The 10 Most Inspiring Beards of All Time
These almost bring tears to my eyes--beards are just so touching. I just hope that some day, I can have half the hair that these great men (and women) do.
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Top ten animal attacks ever caught on tape
Now that Fox has stopped airing specials like these, I can't get enough of animals going nuts on humans. This is a list of some of the best ever. Sorry, Fox, but I've got a new and better source.
I hope that you enjoy these. If you like them, come back tomorrow to see the top half of the top ten list. If you have suggestions for top ten lists that didn’t make the cut, please post them.