“Anti Fat-Cockblocking-Friend League (AFCFL)”
Here’s to the guys who blame their inability to bring the ladies home on their obese friends. There are two scenarios I see here, and neither of them involve an actual "fat-cockblocking-friend." 1- Your game is super weak, so you get intimidated by the friend she’s brought along, who happens to be obese, or 2- That’s her really nice, sensitive boyfriend who doesn’t have the balls to tell you to go away, jackass.