The recent posting of "
Drank That, Hoosier Boy" reminds me that white college kids are truly innovative when it comes to putting the moves on a club hit. So, I've acted accordingly and provided five stunning examples of IU's Anglo-brilliance on the dancefloor-- and on the table. Enjoy.
1)
Jordan Elder Gets Crunk- I don't know you, Jordan. But you made a big mistake one drunken Thursday evening letting some fool record your secret dance moves.
2)
Dancing Queen Take 1- I don't want to provide any spoilers, but my face was completely disfigured for the extent of this video as I found myself hoping and praying the table dancer was a fat ugly girl and not a crazed frat guy. Find out for yourself.
3)
IU Bean Sexy Dance- I don't know what the "IU Bean" is, but I certainly know where they're coming from with the "sexy dance" part. The
Scream mask, though? A little over the top.
4)
1st Practice for Mr. IU- This gem would only be more flamboyant if it was entitled "1st Practice for Miss Gay IU," but this will do.
5)
Party Boys- What happens when you take 5 giddy college kids, put them in a house, remove all females and give them a camera? Take a loot as madness ensues.
Five Glorious Examples of Caucasian Dance Moves
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