Surfing the information super highway can get exhausting. One thing leads to another, and you eventually catch yourself browsing a site you’d never admit to visiting. Well, here are a few you can wet your appetite with. I promise to keep it between you and me. I mean, I already have your address and social security number, so it's totally cool…
Urinal.net's Top Five: Urinals are a necessary part of our everyday public experience. But did you ever think about modifying these utilitarian masterpieces? Here’s a top ten list of the world’s coolest urinals! It’s so great, you’ll be drooling over the art until someone walks in on you viewing a top ten list of toilets. Creep.
GoogleSiteSeeing.com's Top Ten Nudes: I’ve always wanted to take advantage of Google Maps’ capabilities, but have just never had the time to browse the entire world, ya know? Well GoogleSightSeeing.com has done us a favor by offering the direct coordinates of the top ten naked people on Google Earth! Each photo caption delicately describes the author's prediction of whether the blurred flesh is the woman's chest, or just her bare back. Very cool. Very creepy.
FBI Top Ten Most Wanted: Okay, this one’s kind of obvious, but if you don’t have the FBI’s top ten fugitives bookmarked, I’d recommend doing so. For one, a few of the profiles have awesome videos you can spend seconds—even minutes watching! Additionally, it’s a matter of national security! Guess who’s number one?
ForTheLoveOfJulie.com: Julie, if you’re out there, I’d like to express my deepest condolences. This guy is a real creepwad. But I will admit to clicking “Enter the Site” and reading the site author’s journal, songs and poems about you. Touching. But a couple of days ago I let my roommate use my computer and he found this site in the history. I’m officially a creep.
Jesus Loves Everything: Contrary to this blog’s misleading title, “Jesus Loves Everything” actually describes everything that a Neocon Evangelist Jesus would hate about modern Western society. Gays, abortion-- it's all in there. It’s almost too good to be real and teeters on the line of parody, but this one is truly fascinating and equally appalling.