Thoughts going through the Guy-Without-a-Coat's head as he leaves the house to brave the biting 13 degree winter…
...from least to most likely…
-I legitimately believe it will be warm enough today not to wear the appropriate trappings for a cold ass day.
-Aw man! I think I forgot my coat at home over Thanksgiving. And my pants. And gloves. And all of my long sleeve shirts. Dag.
-Mother always insisted I wear my coat...and pants. Well, look at me now, b*tch!
-I really shouldn’t have had a bonfire last night with all my sweet threads…now all I’ve got is this white undershirt and these khaki zipper cut-off cargo short/pants from 8th Grade. Looks like I’ve got my wardrobe for the rest of the year picked out…
-Hmmm, it may be kinda chilly outside today. Speaking of which, what’s toda—aw shizzle! It’s Wear-a-Coat Wednesday! My coat looks really warm too. Oh, but it’s also Opposite Day…daggumit…
-Oh snap, I’m about to be late! Coat’s all the way over there…better not risk it…
-B*tches wanna do me when they can see my nipples and farmer’s tan. North Face? Nah, brah. This white shirt is f*ckin hawt.
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