Top 5 Finals Week Don'ts

[kirkwoodzking]

DON’T eat that Hot Pocket for lunch

Yes they always look so appealing on the packaging, but these really aren’t a great idea when you’re about to sit down for a two-hour test. If you aren’t distracted enough by your scorched taste buds, you’ll be wishing you could chug a bottle of Pepto-Bismol halfway through the multiple choice questions. You might as well stick a fork in yourself because you’re going to be done by the essay portion. Just try not to pull a Richard from Van Wilder and get to a bathroom before the classroom trash can becomes the best option.


yea, i was squirtin all over if ya know what i mean

[darnellplatter]

Originally Posted by CalebMaxson

DON’T finish your test in 25 minutes

For God’s sake, everyone already knows that you’re the smartest one in the class. You don’t need to rub it in by finishing the test before half the class has even gotten there yet. Your time isn’t that important yet if you’re taking Philosophy 101, so at least humor your less gifted peers and make up new scientific theories on the back of your test for an extra 20 minutes.

eh, i dont think ive EVER had that problem