We here at IUplanet pride ourselves in spending hours consuming the oddest content, organizing it, and delivering it straight to you. I'll be blunt: if I could watch techno videos for the rest of my life and get paid for it, I'd die a happy man. With no further ado, here are three of the strangest techno videos you may ever have the privilege of viewing, dear readers.
Sparta Techno Remix- By far, my favorite compilation. In fact, if you type "techno" into YouTube it's the first result. If the head-bobbing and incessant use of the same sound bite doesn’t move your soul, then you are, by all means, a heartless person.
Lost Techno Dance- Almost as great as cutting/pasting heads into other clips is manipulating clips to make characters who have just been in a serious plane crash look like they’re dancing, then using it as your music video! Brilliant. And very European.
Techno Viking- Anyone who sidelines dancing in public as effeminate needs to watch this video. If you don’t respect the Viking already, you will after watching this video. If you still don’t respect the Viking after watching this video, watch this video again. [This message was paid for by the Techno Viking
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