I'm sick of politics. Tonight, at dinner, with my family gathered around the table, all together for the first time since last Christmas, I announced that I would no longer be pursuing a career in politics. I got looks of confusion, DEFINITE looks of disbelief, but the events of the past couple of days have convinced me that I can no longer do what I love, and instead I have to bury myself underground to hope that one day, I might return, and things may be different. But I'll need a shovel...
So here's what happened. This election is getting to me. Badly. I've seen the same old tactics from both sides, some new flops, and enough garbage to make even
Jerry Springer say "Wow, that's a lot of garbage".
PART THE FIRST:
My favorite thing will go first.
This ad, released by the
McCain campaign, was the final straw my friends. After seeing this, I found the nearest Asian market, bought thousands of bamboo shoots, and began to impale myself on them. And that was an improved afternoon.
And to answer your question, yes, I vomited in my mouth (a little) when I saw that the McCain "professionally run" campaign put
Paris "That's so hot" Hilton and
Britney "Where's my baby?" Spears in the same commercial as
Barack Obama. Not to say that Paris didn't grow up on food stamps, and that Britney couldn't get into Harvard law, but this is the mother of all cheap shots.
I expected more from Senator McCain, who BUILT HIS ENTIRE CAREER AND REPUTATION off of not sinking to the levels of my
BFF Karl Rove and the Bush campaign strategy. Too bad that Senator McCain, a man who has stood in Washington as a man of great character and straight talk on his "Straight Talk Express" on
spinners, has several Bush strategists and loyalists on staff and as big time partners. Oops.
I miss the CRUD out of the old John McCain. Not
OLD John McCain, though.
PART DEUX
Don't think I'm letting Obama off the hook.
While I am ALL FOR a global identity (totally have like 12 passports), and I think that the NEXT American president, whoever he may be (I'm betting on
Ralph Nader) must unite the world and regain the faith in the American way. It's a crucial foreign policy issue, and I definitely believe that is it an important campaign issue, that being: Who will do a better job restoring trust in America?
However, there's a little problem with Obama's speech. A slight issue. (Please don't yell.)
Obama's message in his speech was inconsistent with what he has been saying at home. That's not good strategy. Like I said, I think his message is good, but he's running for President of the United States of America. His trip should have been a visit based on him currently being the junior Senator from Illinois (he's mine, folks), and not been a elongated campaign stop. He needed to go abroad, but he didn't need to campaign like this while abroad. He just went a little far, in my
"expert" opinion.
And I think he played into McCain's hands a little bit by apparently attempting to emulate what
JFK and
Ronnie Reagan had done in Berlin, moments that were far more epic than a campaign speech by a Democratic nominee.
It's not that WHAT he said was necessarily out of line (though 'global citizenship' might be a little awkward for the French), but rather HOW he said it. His campaign had wanted to speak in front of the Brandenburg gate, where Reagan said those famous words "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" I'm not trying to say that the Gipper was the greatest President ever for it. But I am trying to say that Senator Obama made the mistake of taking his Presidential image too far. It's good to appear Presidential during a campaign for the Chief Executive, but this seemed a bit excessive.
Maybe Obama will have a moment like those when abroad if he is elected President of this great nation, but he's got to actually focus on winning, and not on crowning himself quite yet.
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So let's have it. What are your thoughts on America's current political climate?