It’s been awhile since the last
What?!?! – The Column, but we’ve got some great material today to make up for it. From spoof Internet How-To videos to android DVD projectors to foreign spins on American traditions (stolen from Italians), we’re giving you plenty of reasons today to waste ten minutes of your life.
Master the Internet – Do you want to be left behind when your friends and family go to technology heaven? Didn’t think so. Check out this informative video from Video Learning, Inc. that explains the Internet’s cosmic mysteries. For instance, did you know that there are over 10,000 people who use the Internet every day? Bonkers.
The Breast Whisperer (er, lactation consultant) – Pat Shelly knows boobs and babies. And at $150/hour, she’d better.
SorryGottaGo.com – If Seinfield’s Elaine would have been privy to the Internet, she would have a hay day on this site, which offers countless sound bites to end those dreaded phone calls you simply cannot escape. I personally recommend the Telemarketer section...it features an off-key string rendition of Old McDonald to put them on hold with and assure that they'll never call back.
R2D2 DVD Player – One could spend an entire day viewing Star Wars films. But, for some, that just isn’t enough—and they’re in luck, because it seems there are countless gadgets and gizmos in the film off which to base countless gimmicks. Anyone in the market for a DVD player?
Crazy Asian Pizza Crusts – Yes, we stole it from the Italians. But we never threw anything too crazy on it. Well, if you’re a true pizza enthusiast, you’ll head to Hong Kong’s Pizza Hut and grab the Abalone Sauce Cheesy Lava Stuffed Crust Pizza. Mmmm, mmmm, tasty.
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